Gregory Taylor

Please ignore my previous mutterings about why I'd want to horse around with my microwave or the 

--I have proof that Bluetooth is good for 

My next inventorly triumph? A figure-8 shaped thing you can loop around your longnecks sitting in the ice bucket that would allow you to remotely retrieve that 

Please ignore my previous mutterings about why I'd want to horse around with my microwave or the robovacuum--I have proof that Bluetooth is good for something after all!

My next inventorly triumph? A figure-8 shaped thing you can loop around your longnecks sitting in the ice bucket that would allow you to remotely retrieve that Rolling Rock using a  bluetooth-controlled dirigible.


Truly, we live in a golden age