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esoteric and arcane posts becoming a problem on forum

November 7, 2012 | 12:38 pm

: )

Haven’t been able to help anyone recently, with all this "jit.udp scripting in gen with Wikipedia4Live on iPad" nonsense.

Says more about my Max chops though I suppose.


November 7, 2012 | 2:51 pm

i feel your pain


November 7, 2012 | 3:26 pm

These days, the ones who should be able to help with these things, the most frequent and verbose posters, seem more interested in the glistening world of Swarovski.



tep
November 7, 2012 | 3:36 pm

n00b_meister, if really you are in the need to help someone, i have billions of questions about openGL …. But it seems you’re more into audio ????


November 7, 2012 | 7:10 pm

yes, just audio for me at the moment – when my studies finally finish I intend to explore OSC, Gen and Jitter. Then, I will remove the original post, as it will be a contradiction!!

Keep the humour coming

Brendan


November 7, 2012 | 9:32 pm

All the kool kids are doing m4l =P


November 7, 2012 | 10:51 pm

And yet they can’t seem to find the separate M4L forum…


November 7, 2012 | 11:02 pm

Romney may have lost but the enemies all around are still closing in on all your positions.
Stop complaining bout yer 1st world problems and keep moving. >:D


November 7, 2012 | 11:52 pm

eeeeew, somebody got their politicks in my max =P

Kidding, thank god that election nonsense is over, I was having trouble retaining my meals.

Binders full of women ftw


November 8, 2012 | 9:21 am

‘Esoteric and arcane posts’ ? Be careful what you wish for, Brendan – such phrases are nectar to the poet-bots!
"Now I am carrying my turtle" has made my day, though :-D
Cheers
Roger


November 8, 2012 | 10:51 am

LOL Roger

I thought exactly the same thing about "binders full of women"


November 8, 2012 | 11:45 am

Brendan,
i need you to make this into a M4L device thing controlled by iPhone dataglove fibonacci series for streaming over google earth to be projected onto Obama’s teleprompter:

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November 8, 2012 | 11:57 am

Hilarious!


November 8, 2012 | 12:22 pm

….and a great little didactic patch from kthozoid too, esp for n00b_meisters like me – if anyone is just browsing, check it out, very fun

Brendan


November 8, 2012 | 3:30 pm

@kthosoid: you forgot: "Which object does this?"


November 8, 2012 | 3:40 pm

@kthozoid: nice one.



dtr
November 8, 2012 | 5:19 pm

My teacher wants me to program a simon says game projection mapped on the eiffel tower and running on arduino. Anyone have a patch to share?


November 8, 2012 | 8:22 pm

I have a problem. patch attached. i can send Screenshots too if needed
PLEASE HELP!

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November 9, 2012 | 8:15 am

this thread has totally lost me.


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