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esoteric and arcane posts becoming a problem on forum


n00b_meister

n00b_meister
Nov 7, 2012 at 12:38pm

esoteric and arcane posts becoming a problem on forum

: )

Haven’t been able to help anyone recently, with all this “jit.udp scripting in gen with Wikipedia4Live on iPad” nonsense.

Says more about my Max chops though I suppose.

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kthozoid

kthozoid
Nov 7, 2012 at 2:51pm

i feel your pain

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tegid o

tegid o
Nov 7, 2012 at 3:26pm

These days, the ones who should be able to help with these things, the most frequent and verbose posters, seem more interested in the glistening world of Swarovski.

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tep

tep
Nov 7, 2012 at 3:36pm

n00b_meister, if really you are in the need to help someone, i have billions of questions about openGL …. But it seems you’re more into audio ????

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n00b_meister

n00b_meister
Nov 7, 2012 at 7:10pm

yes, just audio for me at the moment – when my studies finally finish I intend to explore OSC, Gen and Jitter. Then, I will remove the original post, as it will be a contradiction!!

Keep the humour coming

Brendan

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jamesson

jamesson
Nov 7, 2012 at 9:32pm

All the kool kids are doing m4l =P

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stringtapper

stringtapper
Nov 7, 2012 at 10:51pm

And yet they can’t seem to find the separate M4L forum…

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Raja_The_Resident_Asswipe

Raja_The_Resident_Asswipe
Nov 7, 2012 at 11:02pm

Romney may have lost but the enemies all around are still closing in on all your positions.
Stop complaining bout yer 1st world problems and keep moving. >:D

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jamesson

jamesson
Nov 7, 2012 at 11:52pm

eeeeew, somebody got their politicks in my max =P

Kidding, thank god that election nonsense is over, I was having trouble retaining my meals.

Binders full of women ftw

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roger.carruthers

roger.carruthers
Nov 8, 2012 at 9:21am

‘Esoteric and arcane posts’ ? Be careful what you wish for, Brendan – such phrases are nectar to the poet-bots!
“Now I am carrying my turtle” has made my day, though :-D
Cheers
Roger

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n00b_meister

n00b_meister
Nov 8, 2012 at 10:51am

LOL Roger

I thought exactly the same thing about “binders full of women”

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kthozoid

kthozoid
Nov 8, 2012 at 11:45am

Brendan,
i need you to make this into a M4L device thing controlled by iPhone dataglove fibonacci series for streaming over google earth to be projected onto Obama’s teleprompter:

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n00b_meister

n00b_meister
Nov 8, 2012 at 11:57am

Hilarious!

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nicolas danet

nicolas danet
Nov 8, 2012 at 12:06pm

@kthozoid : I work on this too, but with a brain-computer interface instead of the dataglove.
CAN YOU HELP ME URGENT PLEASE !!!!!!

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n00b_meister

n00b_meister
Nov 8, 2012 at 12:22pm

….and a great little didactic patch from kthozoid too, esp for n00b_meisters like me – if anyone is just browsing, check it out, very fun

Brendan

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Peter McCulloch

Peter McCulloch
Nov 8, 2012 at 3:30pm

@kthosoid: you forgot: “Which object does this?”

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spectro

spectro
Nov 8, 2012 at 3:40pm

@kthozoid: nice one.

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dtr

dtr
Nov 8, 2012 at 5:19pm

My teacher wants me to program a simon says game projection mapped on the eiffel tower and running on arduino. Anyone have a patch to share?

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woyteg

woyteg
Nov 8, 2012 at 8:22pm

I have a problem. patch attached. i can send Screenshots too if needed
PLEASE HELP!

– Pasted Max Patch, click to expand. –
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Roman Thilenius

Roman Thilenius
Nov 9, 2012 at 8:15am

this thread has totally lost me.

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