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kind of funny feature request

February 7, 2007 | 9:57 pm

vade and i are working on a massive max project which involves server
notifications in case max crashes or the system crashes. we’re using
KIU and loving it.

now i need a way to test email notifications of max crashing, and it
occurred to me: what i want is an object that will reliably crash
max if i send it a bang.

can someone write this for me? call it ‘oops’ or something like
that. curtains’ evil brother. anyone?


February 7, 2007 | 10:46 pm

On Feb 7, 2007, at 1:57 PM, joshua goldberg wrote:

> now i need a way to test email notifications of max crashing, and
> it occurred to me: what i want is an object that will reliably
> crash max if i send it a bang.
>
> can someone write this for me? call it ‘oops’ or something like
> that. curtains’ evil brother. anyone?

Already there.

; max crash

-Joshau


February 7, 2007 | 11:04 pm

Thank you sir! We owe you a double power crystal (the real kind)!

On Feb 7, 2007, at 5:46 PM, Joshua Kit Clayton wrote:

>
> On Feb 7, 2007, at 1:57 PM, joshua goldberg wrote:
>
>> now i need a way to test email notifications of max crashing, and
>> it occurred to me: what i want is an object that will reliably
>> crash max if i send it a bang.
>>
>> can someone write this for me? call it ‘oops’ or something like
>> that. curtains’ evil brother. anyone?
>
> Already there.
>
> ; max crash
>
> -Joshau

v a d e //

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February 7, 2007 | 11:04 pm

never been so happy to see the crash report in my life.

On Feb 7, 2007, at 5:46 PM, Joshua Kit Clayton wrote:

>
> On Feb 7, 2007, at 1:57 PM, joshua goldberg wrote:
>
>> now i need a way to test email notifications of max crashing, and
>> it occurred to me: what i want is an object that will reliably
>> crash max if i send it a bang.
>>
>> can someone write this for me? call it ‘oops’ or something like
>> that. curtains’ evil brother. anyone?
>
> Already there.
>
> ; max crash
>
> -Joshau
>


February 7, 2007 | 11:21 pm

On 7 Feb 2007, at 23:04, joshua goldberg wrote:

> never been so happy to see the crash report in my life.

Any chance of implementing

; max nocrash

?


February 7, 2007 | 11:24 pm

On Feb 7, 2007, at 3:04 PM, vade wrote:

> Thank you sir! We owe you a double power crystal (the real kind)!

You’ll need to send to DDZ. He’s the mind behind that feature.

-Joshua


February 7, 2007 | 11:32 pm


February 8, 2007 | 4:52 pm

Nick Rothwell wrote:
> ; max nocrash

Did you try it? It didn’t crash on me… ;-)
Max even says it doesn’t understand nocrash, that is almost prophecy…

Stefan


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February 8, 2007 | 6:01 pm

wink wink nudge nudge

Quote: nick rothwell / cassiel wrote on Wed, 07 February 2007 15:21
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> On 7 Feb 2007, at 23:04, joshua goldberg wrote:
>
> > never been so happy to see the crash report in my life.
>
> Any chance of implementing
>
> ; max nocrash
>
> ?
>
>
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February 8, 2007 | 6:23 pm

On 8 Feb 2007, at 16:52, Stefan Tiedje wrote:

>> ; max nocrash
>
> Did you try it? It didn’t crash on me… ;-)

Indeed – you’re right.

What’s more, "; max noelephant" appears to be implemented as well.


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