What we need now is a patch that will let us tweet banal stuff while standing on stage scribbling dorkily on a teensy pad that will be received by our Max patch and THEN TWEETED! It'll be the best performance EVAH!
Wait! Then we can GRAB the tweet and use Jitter to put it up on screen in 3d letters that will wobble and dance at a rate designed to induce epileptic seizures! No! Wait! We can map it onto a throbbing donut! I am a genius!