kind of funny feature request


    Feb 07 2007 | 9:57 pm
    vade and i are working on a massive max project which involves server notifications in case max crashes or the system crashes. we're using KIU and loving it.
    now i need a way to test email notifications of max crashing, and it occurred to me: what i want is an object that will reliably crash max if i send it a bang.
    can someone write this for me? call it 'oops' or something like that. curtains' evil brother. anyone?

    • Feb 07 2007 | 10:46 pm
      On Feb 7, 2007, at 1:57 PM, joshua goldberg wrote:
      > now i need a way to test email notifications of max crashing, and > it occurred to me: what i want is an object that will reliably > crash max if i send it a bang. > > can someone write this for me? call it 'oops' or something like > that. curtains' evil brother. anyone?
      Already there.
      ; max crash
      -Joshau
    • Feb 07 2007 | 11:04 pm
      Thank you sir! We owe you a double power crystal (the real kind)!
      On Feb 7, 2007, at 5:46 PM, Joshua Kit Clayton wrote:
      > > On Feb 7, 2007, at 1:57 PM, joshua goldberg wrote: > >> now i need a way to test email notifications of max crashing, and >> it occurred to me: what i want is an object that will reliably >> crash max if i send it a bang. >> >> can someone write this for me? call it 'oops' or something like >> that. curtains' evil brother. anyone? > > Already there. > > ; max crash > > -Joshau
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    • Feb 07 2007 | 11:04 pm
      never been so happy to see the crash report in my life.
      On Feb 7, 2007, at 5:46 PM, Joshua Kit Clayton wrote:
      > > On Feb 7, 2007, at 1:57 PM, joshua goldberg wrote: > >> now i need a way to test email notifications of max crashing, and >> it occurred to me: what i want is an object that will reliably >> crash max if i send it a bang. >> >> can someone write this for me? call it 'oops' or something like >> that. curtains' evil brother. anyone? > > Already there. > > ; max crash > > -Joshau >
    • Feb 07 2007 | 11:21 pm
      On 7 Feb 2007, at 23:04, joshua goldberg wrote:
      > never been so happy to see the crash report in my life.
      Any chance of implementing
      ; max nocrash
      ?
    • Feb 07 2007 | 11:24 pm
      On Feb 7, 2007, at 3:04 PM, vade wrote:
      > Thank you sir! We owe you a double power crystal (the real kind)!
      You'll need to send to DDZ. He's the mind behind that feature.
      -Joshua
    • Feb 07 2007 | 11:32 pm
    • Feb 08 2007 | 4:52 pm
      Nick Rothwell wrote: > ; max nocrash
      Did you try it? It didn't crash on me... ;-) Max even says it doesn't understand nocrash, that is almost prophecy...
      Stefan
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    • Feb 08 2007 | 6:01 pm
      wink wink nudge nudge
      Quote: nick rothwell / cassiel wrote on Wed, 07 February 2007 15:21 ---------------------------------------------------- > > On 7 Feb 2007, at 23:04, joshua goldberg wrote: > > > never been so happy to see the crash report in my life. > > Any chance of implementing > > ; max nocrash > > ? > > ----------------------------------------------------
    • Feb 08 2007 | 6:23 pm
      On 8 Feb 2007, at 16:52, Stefan Tiedje wrote:
      >> ; max nocrash > > Did you try it? It didn't crash on me... ;-)
      Indeed - you're right.
      What's more, "; max noelephant" appears to be implemented as well.