is it so wrong that I feel I am one with the divine when I pull this crap off? (just let me soak in my ignorance. )
this hasn't been tested on other computers so watch out for crashes. one day I'll do a real version of it.
bang: bring up contextual menu (if there are stored menu items)
add (any arguments): similar to append in umenu. (appends menu items)
clear: clears menu items
dispose: gets rid of menu before time-out (3.1 sec)