Attn: sea world fans: do NOT read this. I'm not kidding.

    It would take a long time to explain how I found this googling stuff related to the late, great Douglas Adams, but boy, was I surprised. I really, really don't want to spoil this, except to say that it apparently seemed like a good idea at the time (it's a good-sized quicktime file, but um... worth all 11 MB of it.)