Truly, we live in a golden age

    Please ignore my previous mutterings about why I'd want to horse around with my microwave or the robovacuum--I have proof that Bluetooth is good for something after all!
    My next inventorly triumph? A figure-8 shaped thing you can loop around your longnecks sitting in the ice bucket that would allow you to remotely retrieve that Rolling Rock using a bluetooth-controlled dirigible.