NATO for Atari?

Roman Thilenius's icon

hey maxlist,

i dont know if you read your spam emails
sometimes, but i just got one which i
read because of its promising topic.

the mail was headlined "Swish swish
swish flop swish flop swish swish flop
swish flop swish flop flop flop scrape"
and though i knew it an only be spam i
was reading its content carefully.

it said:

H E*R.E WE GO AGA-IN!
T*H-E B+I G O N+E BEFOR_E T_H-E SEPTEMBER.-RAL LY!
T-H.E M_ARKET IS A-BOUT TO P'O'P*, A.N_D SO IS E*X.M,T+!
Fi rm: EXC_HANG+E MOB_ILE T.E*L'E (Othe,r O,T C.: EXMT.,PK)
Tic-k: E X'M T
A s_k_: 0_._0.8
5-da*y p ot ential: 0_. 4'0
T_h_i.s a grea't opport-un_ity to at l+east d*ouble up!
N+o,t o-n*l-y d.o e.s t.h,i_s f'i*r*m h a_v,e g,reat fund_a_mentals, b+u+t gett ing t_h i+s oppor__tunity at t*h_e r+ight ti.me, r_ight befor-e t'h,e ra*lly is w h*a t ma_kes t.h_i_s d e_a_l so sweet.!
W*atch it s-o*a+r*!
T-h,e momen't a passeng e'r a+pproache's t.h.e r-ight of w.a+y-, whic+h he amateuri_s_hly c alls a r ailway s-.tation, h+i s l.i f_e is c_.ompletely ch+anged.
W i,t,h a sha+rp his_s, l*i'k+e h-o't ro*cks dr.opped i_n-t+o wat-er, a l_i n'e of b_l u_e sp-arks erup,ted f.r-o+m t_h.e Theiw-a-r's h a'n*d .
B+u't he probab*l+y d_idn't e-v.e*n s-e.e t,h-e-m,.
T-h+i,s i s_, of co.urse, t*h-e f+u.n p-a,r t of wr+iting a viru_s, so be orig._inal.
T,h'e s-cene shi+mmered', t,h e color.s sw irled+, it fade+d a'n'd w.a_s repl*a.ced by ano't*her, a'n*d t-h'e,n an.other.

so after 7 years of investigation we can now
finally be sure that the NN clan has switched
alliances and is working for the other side.

obviosly these papers are only traded in hong kong
and there also seem to be limited to what they call
a "5-da*y p ot ential: 0_. 4'0", which is why i will
buy me tomorrow some cookies instead.

-110 (2*55)