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(ot) an essay about max

Oct 15 2006 | 11:57 am

(beware: waste of time below!)

just by accident stumbled accross:
and typed in "max", which turned out nice, so i wanted to share…


p.s.: and there still remains the unresolved mystery of the soundfx-
message to matrixctrl…

hans w. koch
im krahnenhof 11
d-50668 koeln

An essay on max
‘Brilliant’, ‘Quite Good’, ‘What?’, these are just some of the
comments made recently in the press regarding max. In depth analysis
of max can be an enriching experience. While it has been acknowledged
that it has an important part to play in the development of man, max
is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds
famous painters. It is estimated that that max is thought about eight
times every day by those most reliant on technology, many of whom
fail to comprehend the full scope of max. Here begins my indepth
analysis of the glourious subject of max.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When Thucictholous said ‘people only know
one thing’ [1] he borrowed much from max. Spanning divides such as
class, race and uglyness, max irons out misconceptions from our

Did I mention how lovely max is? It breaks the mould, shattering
man’s misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to
really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We shall
examine the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, which I hope will be familiar
to most readers.


There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this
unquestionable correlation. It goes with out saying that housing
prices plays in increasingly important role in the market economy.
Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the
private sector.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Placing theory on the
scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce
similar results to contrasting max and ones own image of themselves.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, style icon
Demetrius B. Adger ‘I don’t believe in ghosts, but I do believe in
democracy.’ [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with max, that
this highlights an important issue. History tells us that max will
always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

What can we conclude? Well, max deserves all of the attention it
gets. It collaborates successfully, influences the influencers, and
always chips in.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Ozzy Hendrix: ‘I
wouldn’t be where I am today without max.’ [3]

[1] Thucictholous – Man – Published 42 AD

[2] Adger – Politics Per Day – 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Sham Magazine – Issue 124 – Monkey Books

Oct 15 2006 | 12:26 pm

How wonderful! And there’s actually one lovely, worthwhile line in
it ….

> Did I mention how lovely max is? It breaks the mould, shattering
> man’s misunderstanding of man.

David Zicarelli for President!


Oct 18 2006 | 1:34 pm

David Stevens wrote:
> How wonderful! And there’s actually one lovely, worthwhile line in it ….

It gave me this:

I will leave the last word to the famous Denzel Jackson: ‘Max is the new
rock and roll! And the new opera!’


Stefan Tiedje————x——-
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Oct 19 2006 | 7:04 am

i got this :

"The subject of max is a controversial issue. At first glance max may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Though max is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, it is important to remember that what goes up must come down."

now lets generate hundreds of these so that people looking up "max" on google will be *really* confused :)


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