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two more patch-pieces here... start Max, start audio, load the patch, and let it do its thing until you get bored and want to poke around or close and delete it 😋

first is called, "AnarcycranA" (for that kinda vibe, if you're ever in the mood for Anarchy...) it features a brand new instrument i've crafted with great care, which i call, "The Flatulent Baby Elephant Tuba"... because it is carefully modelled after the sound of a baby elephant farting through a tuba... 

(but ONLY a BABY elephant(adult elephants have too wide an aperture of an anus to fit snugly around the mouthpiece of any human brass instruments currently available... thus, Flatulent Elephant Tuba technology is limited to sourcing the sound from BABY elephants only... yes... now you know 😇))

i must admit, this is not the type of music i generally enjoy making, so i was kind of hurried to get the visuals done and seal it up... i happened upon my own karplus-like algo for a guitar sound, somehow it turned into this typa music:

_AnarcycranA.maxpat.zip

here's a preview vid of what the patch does:

AnarcycranA

BUT MOST OF ALL! I'm very excited to share this one:

_ChartreuseAlert.maxpat.zip

Visually, "Chartreuse ALERT!" features a broken fbm algorithm(i was trying to transfer some fractal brownian motion code from 

and i messed it up somehow, but i ended up liking it even more because it's my own thing now and actually has some powerful parameter-control... beyond that, i'm having fun making comb filters and allpass filters snap with that sudden change in delay-time(sounds like a breaking spring... i fukin LOVE it!)... and i made the patch dance a bit, too... just for fun... anyways, here's the video preview of that as well:

ChartreuseALERT.mp4

your output is protected on both of these by limi~ but have your hand near the master/hardware volume of your setup, they're both very loud.

hope some find somethin here enjoyable/helpful 🍻

hilo again 👋
two more patch-pieces here... start Max, start audio, load the patch, and let it do its thing until you get bored and want to poke around or close and delete it 😋
first is called, "AnarcycranA" (for that kinda vibe, if you're ever in the mood for Anarchy...) it features a brand new instrument i've crafted with great care, which i call, "The Flatulent Baby Elephant Tuba"... because it is carefully modelled after the sound of a baby elephant farting through a tuba... 
(but ONLY a BABY elephant(adult elephants have too wide an aperture of an anus to fit snugly around the mouthpiece of any human brass instruments currently available... thus, Flatulent Elephant Tuba technology is limited to sourcing the sound from BABY elephants only... yes... now you know 😇))

here's a preview vid of what the patch does:


Visually, "Chartreuse ALERT!" features a broken fbm algorithm(i was trying to transfer some fractal brownian motion code from thebookofshaders  and i messed it up somehow, but i ended up liking it even more because it's my own thing now and actually has some powerful parameter-control... beyond that, i'm having fun making comb filters and allpass filters snap with that sudden change in delay-time(sounds like a breaking spring... i fukin LOVE it!)... and i made the patch dance a bit, too... just for fun... anyways, here's the video preview of that as well:


your output is protected on both of these by limi~ but have your hand near the master/hardware volume of your setup, they're both very loud.
hope some find somethin here enjoyable/helpful 🍻


hilo again 👋
two more patch-pieces here... start Max, start audio, load the patch, and let it do its thing until you get bored and want to 

-share-chartreuse-alert!!

not sure if robin wood will approve that baby elephant thing - but chartreuse is nominated for the new max.app startup screen patcher.

edit: while the patch works, the video only has noise as audio?


not sure if robin wood will approve that baby elephant thing - but chartreuse is nominated for the new max.app startup screen patcher.

edit: while the patch works, the video only has noise as audio?



but chartreuse is nominated for the new max.app startup screen patcher.

LOL! With a name like ""The Flatulent Baby Elephant Tuba" how can anyone NOT check it out?! =:-)

Thanks for brightening my normally kinda dull breakfast time, Mr Alien. You're not Roger Smith from American Dad! by any chance, are you?

ha, no, but we hitched a ride here in the same UFO 🥸👽

So glad it put a smile on your face 😄 🍻

You're not Roger Smith from American Dad! by any chance, are you?

ha, no, but we hitched a ride here in the same UFO 🥸👽
So glad it put a smile on your face 😄 🍻


[SHARE] Chartreuse ALERT!! (+..)